ilikelookingatnakedmen: naiadestricolor: I wish I could adequately convey just how unappealing this design is but I am at a loss for words at how bad this looks. They had good armour designs in The Witcher 2 what happened. At least they fixed his weird pony-tail from the last game though. The armour in TW2 was fantastic - I just loved it. As for the weird pony-tail, I fucked off to the barber and got an undercut as soon as I reached a town. But yeah, WTF is this shit? It’s waaaaaay too much man-boob and not enough cod-piece. Also, the hair is *marginally* better than W2, but it’s still pretty poor. They put so much effort into the environment, but I really wish they’d fix up his hair.  
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ilikelookingatnakedmen:

naiadestricolor:

I wish I could adequately convey just how unappealing this design is

but

I am at a loss for words at how bad this looks. They had good armour designs in The Witcher 2 what happened.

At least they fixed his weird pony-tail from the last game though.

The armour in TW2 was fantastic - I just loved it. As for the weird pony-tail, I fucked off to the barber and got an undercut as soon as I reached a town.

But yeah, WTF is this shit?

It’s waaaaaay too much man-boob and not enough cod-piece. Also, the hair is *marginally* better than W2, but it’s still pretty poor. They put so much effort into the environment, but I really wish they’d fix up his hair.  

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Betty ‘Black’ Cohosh had been waiting a long time for this. A very, very long time. It had taken weeks of careful planning to finally lure the hapless Juan into the swamp. His poor grasp of English, combined with innate stupidity, made communication almost impossible. Only by baring her chest and waving small cuts of beef was Betty able to get the man where she wanted him. And now, armed with nothing but a cold sense of purpose and her pappy’s hunting knife, she was ready. The veins on Juan’s arm pulsed as she slowly pulled back his shirt. Yes … his skin was deliciously supple; a luxuriantly rich shade of brown. Not as resilient, perhaps, as the crocodile hide she usually tanned, but the crocs were all hunted out. Poor hapless, stupid Juan. He’d wanted to be all over Betty and - once she found the right jacket pattern - he would.
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Betty ‘Black’ Cohosh had been waiting a long time for this. A very, very long time.

It had taken weeks of careful planning to finally lure the hapless Juan into the swamp. His poor grasp of English, combined with innate stupidity, made communication almost impossible. Only by baring her chest and waving small cuts of beef was Betty able to get the man where she wanted him.

And now, armed with nothing but a cold sense of purpose and her pappy’s hunting knife, she was ready.

The veins on Juan’s arm pulsed as she slowly pulled back his shirt. Yes … his skin was deliciously supple; a luxuriantly rich shade of brown. Not as resilient, perhaps, as the crocodile hide she usually tanned, but the crocs were all hunted out.

Poor hapless, stupid Juan. He’d wanted to be all over Betty and - once she found the right jacket pattern - he would.

fracturedromance: All he needed to do for a great night was get this damn zip down over her hips. Little did he know but beneath the folds of the dress was a midget alien bent on world domination, or at the very least, a tentacle-hold in the Mediterranean, location of the greatest food supply his people had ever seen! Mediterranean Brides - saving the Greek economy one bride at a time.
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fracturedromance:

All he needed to do for a great night was get this damn zip down over her hips. Little did he know but beneath the folds of the dress was a midget alien bent on world domination, or at the very least, a tentacle-hold in the Mediterranean, location of the greatest food supply his people had ever seen!

Mediterranean Brides - saving the Greek economy one bride at a time.

  1. boyzenberries said: It’s not CGI.. that’s her in game model… They’ve gone for an art style between DA:O and DA2.. so she and Varric look really… weird.
  2. soigneesianie said: it’s not CGI, it’s the ingame cutscene art.

My bad - I missed the ‘gameplay footage’ message at the start. *blush*

The fact that’s an in-game model makes it more disappointing, however. That’s some pretty shocking lip-sync. Varric looks great, but poor Morrigan’s really bordering on uncanny valley.  >.<