Three things make me want to see this movie:

1. It has the number 2 in the title instead of the word.  HARDCORE.

2. It features legendary dialogue, like “That’s the deadliest part of the ocean” and “Where are we? The Mysteeeerious Island …” Can’t wait to look that sucker up on Google Maps.

3. The Rock pops his pecs.

No wait, there are FOUR reasons:

4. Deep-sea elephants.

    IN 3D.

Now if underwater elephants in 3D doesn’t have you wetting your pants, I don’t know what will.