This new trailer for the Xbox release of Witcher 2 is AMAZING. As in, jaw-dropping, squeeee-with-dribbles-down-my-chin epic.

If you’ve played the game (and you SHOULD because Geralt is the hawtness), this new vid gives you insight into Letho’s activities before the game.

Now excuse me while I spam the repeat button and gurgle.

So I’m playing the Witcher 2, and for some reason I’m being stalked by a child with no pants and a pot on his head.  

There also appears to be more than the recommended dose of men in loincloths. Given it’s foggy and raining, shouldn’t this guy be worried about rising damp? Or leeches?  

Thank gawd my graphics aren’t set to high, because I don’t need to see a highly-textured, bump-mapped soggy loincloth.  I honestly don’t.  >.<